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FILTERED TO RESIDENTS.

soooo is like anyone else going to try those self-defense classes?

So. Anyone figured out who the Red Devil is yet? My money's on Neckbrace. It's the golden rule of fiction: people with disabilities are harboring a deep inner evil.


[FILTER: STEPHEN | TIGER]
Brace yourself for this. My parents want to meet you.
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That "super" eclipse was mediocre at best.

6/10. Hesitantly recommend. Definitely not worth sitting all night in the atrium looking up through the glass ceiling.

My foster parents sent me books ????????

Does any1 want them? Like because they're going in the trash otherwise

The reporters are back. Again. Starting to think they're an alien race with cameras for faces over here, it is getting wierd.

[Blue Team]
APEX know our movements. You'd probably all figured that out by now. So[...] I'm gonna put it out there that there is somebody in here working for them. Or they've got a damn good hacker but[...] I dunno guys, it looks bad.

We'll figure it out. But I wanted to keep you all updated, no secrets within the team.

[Cynthia]
We're out of eggs and sugar, sorry. But there is cake literally fucking everywhere at home, I'mma have to bring some in to work and it's not even a birthday.

I've got a mission

You ready for the next appointment, babe?

PANSY ASS IVY LEAGUE EGGPLANT LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER

NEXT TIME HIS PURPLE ASS IS MINE

Fucking HELL

[RED]

Anyone hurt, now that we're back at base?

[AGENTS]

We were transferring prisoners and got attacked. APEX was tipped off. The Ogre was supposed to be drugged up, but he was sober as a judge in there.

Any word on Agents 411 and 666? They didn't look good when he threw them Last I heard they were being brought back here.

[AGENT INVESTIGATION TEAM]

We need to figure this out fast. They're better organized than we thought or hoped.

Why do people bother with highschool reunions, anyway? I didn't like most of those people when I had to see them every day for four years - why would I want to see them now?

[Filtered to Apollo, Eternal, Junior, Kleio, Knockout, & Rogue]

HEY GUYS! It's Artemis aka Stephanie! How are you all? Things going well? I hope so! If not, I'm always here to talk!

Anyway!

So I have a super secret fun exciting thing to ask all of you on behalf of Athena! It involves doing some undercover work, so we would have to be very hush hush about it. Full disclosure it involves APEX stuff. But it's for a good cause! And will help people! If you don't want to be a part of this, that's totally cool! But please still keep it a secret if you don't because Reasons.

Yay?

[Filtered to Echo, Foxtrot, Hotel, Lima, Romeo, & 491]

To make a long story short, I need your help and you can't tell anyone but the other people who are helping. You in?

Does anyone else feel their new roommate assignment has distinctly sitcom-worthy undertones, or is that just me?

Does anyone want to spar? I only did two years of operative training but I can take a lot of damage.

[FILTERED TO: PETROS & ALISHA]

Well, this should make life slightly easier.

I don't even care that it's like a few apartments away. Moving sucks. I own too much shit.

[The New 5N]
I'm not living in the dead guy's room, fuck that noise.

Hello new roomies, I guess. And Lily. Could be worse.

Took a detour, got here all the same.
Some guy wants to interview me.
What else did I miss?

Happy World Elephant Day.



12 facts about Elephants.

If anyone wishes me a happy birthday, they have to wait a designated two hours to then wish Madison a happy birthday, because that's how much older I am than him. I believe it's only right.

I can't say I really understand the whole "Netflix and chill" thing. Why bring Netflix into it? Don't tease me with Netflix. So help me God if you throw pizza into the mix. If you said "Hulu and chill" I would understand because no one wants to watch Hulu.

Night shift. Please, someone keep me awake, I don't think the coffee is working.

[6B]

What's the verdict on having cats in the suite?

[TJ JUNG]

They're growing so fast, we should take more photos. I think Sapphire's growing faster than Steel, though. Is that normal?

[MANUEL AGUILAR]

Dude, when are you going to come play with the kittens again? Do you want your godchildren to grow up not knowing what you look like?